So I’ve been on a few dates lately and I’m in shock about what has been going on! I didn’t really date in college because…well it’s college. I was too busy traveling, partying, working, all while trying to stay on the deans list to be worried about being in love. But college is over now (sigh) and I think I’m ready to date like a normal grown up…but some of these guys aren’t. They are crazy in every form of the word: crazy acting, crazy looking, crazy smelling (yes), all around crazy. So I’ve decided to start a new series on my blog about how different it is dating now…#TheNewNewDating. So today’s post stems from a conversation I had last night. I haven’t been on a date with this guy yet (it’s supposed to be this week) but I was trying to chat with him by phone…you know to try and get to know him better before our date. Chile, he proceeded to ask me all kinds of crazy questions–I didn’t know whether to laugh or cuss him out. Anyway, I’ve included some of the questions he asked me as well as other questions I’ve been asked before.

10 Questions Not To Ask Me…Unless You Want To Get Hung Up On

1 “Is that your real hair or a weave?” I keep it real…if we are cool like that, we can talk bundles, wigs, and natural hair all day. But if you just met me and you are already in my head looking for tracks   we have an issue. If it’s in my head its REALLY mine as far as you are concerned. *DIAL TONE*

2. “Are you mixed?” Really? The whole you talk white thing is SOOOO first grade and if you are still going there we can never be friends or anything more. *ADIOS*

3. “Can you send me a picture?”  I have a several websites, an Instagram, Twitter,  Facebook Fan Page, Tumblr, Pinterest, Google Plus, LinkedIn and YouTube account…all of which are public and you want me to personally send you a picture of myself? Google me. I definitely Googled you.  I just went on a date with you, did you forget what the hell I look like? Or are you trying to be slick and ask me to send you some kind sexy picture? Ummm *click*

4.”Do you live alone?” Umm why? You trying to come over tonight? Creeper *BLOCKED*

5. “So do you consider yourself a freak?” Huh? Dude, we’ve been on ONE date. We’ve had THREE phone conversations and you are already going there? I can’t. *DIAL TONE*

6. “Why females be acting like that sometimes?” First of all, what kind of sentence is that? Secondly, why are you referring to me as a female? I mean I know I AM a woman so I AM a female but the way you are are using it is very condescending and it’s almost like you are calling me a b-word. *BYE*

7. “You like thugs, huh?” Okay Wale. Yes, I have a college degree and I have been known to date a few bad guys or whatever but what does that have to do with you? Why are you trying to stereotype me based off hip-hop culture? *GOTTA GO*

8.Is your mama fine? Yo mama got a big butt too? Is your mom rude and creepy like you? *CLICK*

9. “Why are you single?” The hell if I know! Why are you single? *BYE*

10. “Are you Dominican or Republican?” I GET IT! You see that I’m a highly intelligent individual who enjoys a stimulating conversation and you want to impress me but THIS…this isn’t how. Read a book and then call me back when you know the difference between someone’s nationality and their political affiliation. *Au Revoir*

What are some crazy questions you’ve been asked while on a date or while having a conversation with a guy you are newly “dating”?

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